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Location: Quad Cities, United States
Interests: Mad Cow Disease.
Expertise: Pre-Colonial Bugle Performance, Soap Engineering, Different Kinds of Bathing Equipment, and An Egg.
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I'm in an emo band and I cry a lot more than I'm proud
to admit. It's ok because when my girlfriend makes fun of me for being
too sensitive, I can just cry and write a song about it - instead of
hitting her like everyone else does. Domestic violence is too much work.
|Lots of Love|
Happy Valentines Day Everyone! Watch out for cupid. That guy is nuts.
This comic goes out to local math badass, Mike Higgins.
Congratulations Mike, on your acceptance to the Stanford Graduate Math
program. Now I finally have someone to call when i need help moving my
big ass tv...you know, they are kinda like decimals...
|We Didn't Start the Fire...|
Torch wielding mobs are sweet...The only thing sweeter you ask?...Breakfast for dinner, F'in AWESOME!
|For The Birds|
Inspired by a real flier Rich saw in Denver. Also, I don't believe that "Bird Catcher's Gloves" actually exist.